"Not So Big Brother" I hate sound like I'm complaining, you know me better than that, BUT how come Morgan is allowed not only to participate in outside gigs, but clean up all the moolah! He just drops down into my homeland without so much as a "how's ya father", cleans up everything and leaves with his suitcases chocker with half our government's consolidated revenue. Now there's a bloody run on the banks!!

When did he get a leave pass? Who issued it? Do we all have to turn trisexual just to be in the running for the prize here?

I have "outed" Morgan, but I will not rest until he is evicted. Should my beloved George W. be employing his prodigious intellect and unbounded diplomatic skills to protect these sort of preverts from the dark forces of turbanical evil? I just ask.

Cathy, I'd like to welcome you to The Not So Big Brother House, and before saying anything else about it I'd like to ask that you completely ignore the insane ramblings of Mr. Sedgwick in the previous post. I am a sophisticated gentleman, as opoosed to Sedgwick, who throws accusations around and is at any given moment thinking about doing unnatural, unfilmable acts with various species of Australian wildlife. Give me a chance, Cathy, and I'm sure you will find me easy to get along with. Just ask Elle MacPherson.

Hey, "Not So Big Brother"
I'm not usually one to complain as you well know, but ... what's this with letting bloody sheilas into the house!!! Mixing species is a recipe for disaster. There's NO way we can let Coffee out of the cellar now. He hasn't got his jolies off for over a week now and he's fit to burst.

"Run Cathy Run!"

Greetings and felicitations, fellow blog-fodder! Let me introduce myself - my name is Dave MacLachlan, and I'm the poor, sick, twisted person responsible for "Cloning Around" ... I'm not quite sure what to expect with this Not-So-Big-Brother thing, but it can't be nearly as bad as wading through some of the more "interesting" email comments I get from time to time :)

"The threat of aliens coming from Mars are a million to one" he said...

Working at Homebase works up a sweat, and how do I combat this? A cool, fizzy Coca Cola. Other than that, a microwaved roast dinner, and a quick sketch. Oh, that and posing for the camera in the lav as I take my pee. Beyond that, all is well.

Welcome Cathy. I wasn't actually expecting to see you on your hands and knees at all, so that statement threw me entirely. I am avoiding the mess myself, but it is difficult because between coke cans and underpants, there is going to be more and more blood as the weeks progress. I still don't know where Sedgewick's tacks were placed....

Website of the day: The Arnhem Research Society

Kitten of the day: Sputnik

Death Scene of the Day: The Nazi soldiers in "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark"

Not-So-Big-Brother note: Peter...are you being sponsored by Coca Cola?

Not So Big Brother Important Announcement!

Lady and gentlemen! The Not-So-Big-Brother doors are now closing! Please remove all extremities, moonies, boots, todgers and other articles from between them as, by the end of this announcement, they will be hermetically sealed and the room will be filled with cyanide.

 

From now on no further applicants need apply.

 

After this point all the contestants must obey the Not-So-Big-Brother rules to avoid eviction.

 

Rule 1) Every contestant must attend the diary room within two days of being summoned by e-mail to do so.

Rule 2) Every contestant must complete the task (to be set presently) within one week and post it accordingly.

Rule 3) Every contestant must post at least one 'blog' of whatever nature to this board per week.

Rule 4) No piddling in the shower room, no gratuitous money shots and no sober postings.

Rule 5) Every contestant must respond within two days when called to nominate the current week's evictees.

Rule 6) I'll be making up when I think of it.

 

Failure to comply with these rules will result in the contestant failing being put up automatically for eviction regardless of the nominations.

 

Organ Morgan...to answer your question...the voting board proper will appear sometime around this Friday. As for who appears on it will be a matter of decision for myself, as no nominations courtesy of the contestants will be expected during the first week.

 

Contestants...please enjoy the snacks provided by the house, because you won't be getting any more.

Anybody still having difficulties with the Blogging please contact me at

scragends@btinternet.com

 

The door is now sealed. Good luck everyone!

 

NOT SO BIG BROTHER ANNOUNCEMENT!

Not So Big Brother would like to welcome Cathy Smith to the board. Cathy is the first woman to enter the contest; an enigmatic female in her early thirties hailing from nobody quite knows where, although it's probably near Luton. In her spare time Cathy likes to collect roadkill, smoke pot and breed gerbils. She is currently employed as a buxom and randy barmaid and feels she's just the person to replace Jade in the Not So Big Brother overweight female stakes.

Welcome to the parlour Cathy...please get used to the toilet seat being left up. (Or, after Morgan's used it, broken.)