Not-So-Big-Brother Eviction Time!

Yes...it's that time of the week again folks...and this week the voting has been very close indeed! Almost too close to call...but Peter Cooper faired marginally better than Larry Miller the Third which means that it's time to string Larry up by his goolies and catapult him out of the house using Sedgwick's jockstrap as the slingshot!

HOWEVER!!!

Not-So-Big-Brother suspects that cheating has been taking place on the voting board. And I can't help noticing how little people are actually blogging these days. Very disappointing contestants! In fact the obvious lack of interest has become as transparent as an American Movie plot...or Oprah Winfrey's tightly stretched knickers...therefore I have decided to bring this nonsense to an end once and for all.

Both Larry Miller and Peter Cooper shall remain on the board for one more week whilst a winner is chosen from the sad reprobates left in the house. I shall be creating a new Voting Board shortly and this time it'll be for the over-all winner. No more voting off...no more malicious evil doings...just a simple straight forward vote to see who wins and then I can get back to something more interesting, such as clipping the honeysuckle or punishing snails.

New voting board to be established soon.

In the meantime, would all the remaining contestants please send me their snail-mail addresses so that I can send them their prizes. Not-So-Big-Brother is a merciful God and even if you don't win, so long as you've taken part (and sent me your snail-addy) you will receive lots of Spam in the future a parting gift.

Time to blog the final week contestants! Let's make it a good 'un!