POINTLESS DIATRIBE OF THE WEEK!

What staggers me about American programmes is the complete lack of genuine people on them. For example, I have recently suffered the mind-numbing banality of "24" -- A groundbreaking piece of television The New Yorker...A bowlbreaking piece of shit...The Old Lancastrian -- and not once, in the whole of 24 hours, did any of the characters meet anyone old, working class, ugly, drunk or fat. Which is odd, because whenever you see Americans on the news that's how the majority of them look. And why is it that in American programmes people never lose their virginity until their at least twenty-one, unless they're in their thirties in which case they lost it when they were fifteen? And Ally McBeal? What's going on there? The only decent thing to have happened in the programme in the last series is that Dame Edna Everage has become a permanent fixture. The rest of it is crap. Terminally ill men that fly off rooftops, associates who are all neck and lower jaw and no personality, Jon Bon Jovi as a plumber, and every episode indirectly alludes to September the eleventh! That'll teach those American bastards for giving money to the IRA won't it!? Talk about the makers of the programme bending to sentimental peer group shite...they'll be flying the star spangled banner and singing God Bless Am...er...sorry wrong Blogger board.

Terry Sedgwick is way out in front on the Voting Board.

There is a wombat conspiracy taking place.

Please vote for a winner now folks! The tension is fantastic! Not in the Not-So-Big-Brother House...in Pavorotti's underpant elastic.

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Not So Big Brother Bonus Task.

WHO IS RESPOSIBLE FOR THESE FAMOUS QOUTES?

"I have a crazy, weird sense of humor, and I can draw."

"Also, I have continued my onslaught of mailings."

'I never use any dirty, foul or offensive language. I always keep my cartoons clean and for a family audience."
Hint 1. That eliminates all non American cartoonists.

"I truly believe I inherited my artistic talent from my mom and my goofy, off-the-wall humor from my father."
Hint 2. He might have been abandoned by his parents at birth or could be an orphan. Could be the lovechild of Grandma Moses and Alan Greenspan.

"I'm 32 and this is my first time."
Hint 3. NOT Coffee. Despite his blustering braggadocio, his first time is yet to happen.

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