Thank you for your notice. Whilst I appreciate your wonderfully humanitarian/Christian concern I must pass up your offer. The allegedly "present day photos" previously posted on this blog have been digitally manipulated. Underneath those bearded, wrinkled pixels my strikingly handsome, youthful visage still exists laying waste in the aisles comely maidens overcome by the vision of this ageless Adonis.
Terry, please let me know how I can get in touch with you.
Sadly I am unable (other than posting here where I know I am safe as no one knows this place exists) to apprise you of my whereabouts, other than that I am in a safe houseMy disguise, as evidenced by the "present day photos", is part the deal that was struck with the FBI to protect me from a vicious group of organised "Born Again" atheists who are currently banged up in a Texas jail. They are incredibly vengeful. Not for the fact that I stoolied on them, but because they have no escape from the daily visit by the prison chaplin, the very Rev. Setev from "The Church of The Litter Day Stains". They are currently petitioning the Governor to expedite their executions.
So you might appreciate why I must decline your gracious and generous offer, which I calculate (on the basis of your usual 90% of the damages fee) unfortunately leaves you $76.5 million out of pocket.
Yours sincerely,Terry Sedgwick.
(Former CEO Dorian Gray Inc.)
P.S. Best wishes with your present case Mr. Keith Richards v Mr. Howard R. Ageile.
