Sunday, September 01, 2002

Greetings, my name is Ronald Dorthway. I am a lawyer currently practicing in Southern California. My law firm of Dorthway, Halibut and Crown Molding are very interested in representing Mr. Terry Sedgwick in what my firm views as an open and shut case -- easy money, if you will.

I happened upon this blog quite by accident. Sunday is my day off and with the wife and kids out of town, I thought I would surf the Internet in my never-ending search for an African American male with a small penis. Using the Goggle search engine I typed in the phrase "Not so big brotha" -- and low and behold, up popped your blog.

I was absolutely shocked by the photos of Terry Sedgwick ... photos that depicted Mr. Sedgwick as a young man in 1967 and the present day photos previously posted on your blog. I am proposing that we file a $85,000,000 million dollar lawsuit against the estate of Howard R. Ageile -- the man who invented aging. Obviously Terry Sedgwick has been ravaged by Mr. Ageile's invention. If you look at the photos posted above, I think you will agree ... easy money. VERY easy money.

Terry, please let me know how I can get in touch with you. It's imperative that we file the suit as soon as possible before more irreversible damage is done.

Sincerely,

R. Dorthway