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OK, this auction (Country/Region United Kingdom /Bristol. ) is on behalf of my husband
who is auctioning tattoo space on his penis, the winning bidder gets their
design / message / logo tattooed on his penis, with the following provisos.
a/ If it is a copyright or trademark the winning bidder must be the
undisputed registered copyright / trademark holder.
b/ The winning bidder does not have any automatic right to photograph the
finished article or use said photograph, and any such promotional usage to
be negotiated by separate agreement. Failing mutual agreement no
photographs shall be taken.
c/ He reserves the right to choose the tattooist (for reasons of health /
safety) and the right to refuse certain inks / colours on the grounds of
health / safety
e/ He reserves the right to refuse designs that he considers offensive,
immoral, or objectionable.
f/ In addition to the bid fee, the auction winner pays all his expenses
including any incurred by any of the above clauses.
g/ No tattooing will commence until he has been paid in full and monies are
cleared in his bank.
h/ No refunds will be given under any circumstances with the sole exception
of his refusing to have the tattoo applied.
i/ He reserves the right to have the tattoo removed at his own expense, if he
so chooses, after a period of not less than 24 months, medical reasons
notwithstanding.
j/ The tattoo will be confined to the exterior skin only, not the glans.
k/ The auction winner may at their option use one buttock instead of his
penis, both buttocks = 50% surcharge.
l/ make him a REALLY good offer, and if he likes the product / design, you can
use his entire body except hands / feet / face.
m/ buyer pays all ebay fees and commissions.
This isn't a wind up. If you have any questions
please ask, all questions will be answered by my husband and not me 'cos
it is his penis after all :-)
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