If elected, I promise a wombat in every refridgerator...

A gun against PETER COOPER'S military head (Not a bad plan, that one)...

A HOT TUB full of CHRISTINE and CATHY (although either one would probably fill it)...

IF I CAN'T WIN AGAINST THE LIKES OF TERRY SEDGWICK, THEN I DESERVE TO BE OUSTED!

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.