Paul, that contest you mentioned on August 29th sounds like a lot of fun! Count me in. I always love the moment when I drop my shorts in front of a large crowd of people and get to see the look of shock on all the faces of the folks who've never seen a man with two penises. Will you let us out of the house for this "Big Dick" contest, Oh Great Big Brother? By the way, Paul, that cartoon with the nun checking out the crucifix is one of the funniest illustrations I've ever seen. Any idea who did it? Having been raised in a strict Catholic environment, that had me rolling on the floor.

King of the Wombats here Kezza. I snuck in under M'Organ's guard here and posted the picture of one of the Sisters of Perpetual Scrutiny. I snipped it off the Net. Not sure who, why, where ... could have been S**** or Hughes on a good day. Like they ever happen! :0)

Speaking of being stuck in the house, Oh Great Big Brother, I just remembered that I'm going to be out of town the week of September 16th. According to the number of contestants being voted out once a week, the contest will still be going then, I think...unless my calculations are coming out of my rear end. Anyway, I'm not assuming in any way that I won't have my sorry ass voted out by then, but if not somehow, I won't be around for pretty much a whole week. It's for a really good reason, though. I'm going to Guy Gilchrist's Mudpie Golf Outing Extravaganza, making the long drive from Indiana to Connecticut. It's going to be very cool and there's gonna be some really big-name cartoonists there. I'm really looking forward to it. Come to think of it, all the cartoonists in this house should be going to this event. No excuses about being all the way from England or Australia or, where do you live, Morgan? Bent Fork, Tennessee?