While the rest of us were hard at work on Task 3.

Couple Arrested for Sex in Cathedral

NEW YORK (Reuters)
A couple was arraigned on Friday after they were arrested for allegedly having sex in a vestibule of St. Patrick's Cathedral while parishioners worshiped nearby.

Angelina Jolie and her boyfriend, Kevin Coffee were charged with obscenity in the third degree and public lewdness.

Another man, Paul Morgan who allegedly engaged in a live radio commentary on the sex act, also was arraigned on a charge of acting in concert with the couple.

The three were arrested on Thursday.

The couple had entered a radio contest of the WNEW afternoon talk program, "Opie and Anthony," a police spokesman said. As part of the live show, six couples were given a list of 54 different high-risk locations at which to have sex in the city, including St. Patrick's on Fifth Avenue, and nearby Rockefeller Center.

An usher observed the couple and also saw Morgan on his cell phone allegedly relaying the stunt back to the radio station, where he worked as a field producer, the police spokesman said.

Before departing in the company of a blonde haired, apple-cheeked choirboy, a spokesman for the Archdiocese of New York, called the incident, "Disgusting."

SOURCE of the story. However the perceptive will notice that the names have been changed. Arch briber Kevin Coffee, fearing a premature eviction for this unauthorised absence, is believed to parted with a large brown paper bag full of moolah to keep his name out of the papers and to cover his dirty little tracks.

AND ... I believe Mr. Coffee's passport will show that while he was AWOL he also made a trip to Milan with Ms. Jolie