Thank you Sedgers for that informative and thought provoking digest. Actually a couple of lines would have done but you receive one gold star for producing a fully illustrated novel and for managing to track down the only known photographs of all my ex-girlfriends.
Also, did I detect the luscious Carol the Lesbian ex-Librarian posing as Madame Butterfly there? I knew that times were getting difficult for her now that she's out of work but...having to live in Australia? It doesn't bear thinking about..